blueberry bush

So, I've been reading through every book, every article and listening to every woman that's ever given birth to another human being....I'm trying to prepare myself for all the changes that are about to happen to my body and to my brain. However, there seems to be a lot of missing info out there. Here are some of my pregnancy symptoms that I haven't found in any book or article:

1. I cried while watching Khloe and Lamar's wedding (which I've already seen at least 4 times)

2. I cried that Patrick Swayze was dead

3. I put soap on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste

4. I almost started crying in the car because Celine Dion was playing on my iPod

5. I had to unbutton my skinny jeans because my bladder was about to explode

6. I have gas...like, a lot

7. Vinegar vinegar vinegar! That's all I want!

8. I understand that babycakes is only the size of a blueberry, but I'm so bloated that I'm quite convinced the article meant blueberry bush...not blueberry...